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'My' Pussy 6/16/2018 He told her tonight was going to be a special night. She had no idea what he meant by that and she wasn't always fond of surprises but figured it might be another flower or small present. He loved 0 Comments, 968 Views, 0 Votes | |
Condoms 1/26/2018 The other day while shopping for flavored condoms I came across some condoms with ribs. What a rip off! When I gave the blow job, those ribs tasted NOTHING like BBQ ribs! Crazy! 0 Comments, 20 Views, 0 Votes | |
Medieval Times 12/13/2017 In days of old When knight were bold And rubbers weren't invented. They stuck a sock Around their cock And babies were prevented.! 0 Comments, 46 Views, 0 Votes | |
Brightest Star 12/13/2017 You're the brightest star in MY midnight sky. I'll give you my shoulder even if it's just to cry. And as you read this and you wonder why, I want to be the brightest star in YOUR midnight 0 Comments, 7 Views, 0 Votes | |
World's Shortest Poem 12/11/2017 Crabs Adam had'em 0 Comments, 11 Views, 0 Votes | |
pen 12/1/2017 As a nurse working in a busy hospital I am always losing my pens. I got into the habit of sticking pens behind my ear so I didn't lose them as quickly. day I reached up for my pen and lo and beho 0 Comments, 39 Views, 0 Votes |
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