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...in the bathroom... 10/16/2017 wife brushes her teeth while husband takes a shower behind the bath tub curtain...she suddenly hears some strange noises and asks her husband  quot; are you jerking off
there???" Husbands respond0 Comments, 64 Views, 0 Votes | |
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...irony of a blowjob... 5/30/2017 ...even if you have her on her knees in front of you...she still "has" you on your balls.... 0 Comments, 41 Views, 0 Votes | |
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...payback... 1/16/2017 A family is at the dinner table. The asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, , a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman 0 Comments, 98 Views, 0 Votes | |
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...always these questions... 1/16/2017 A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in 0 Comments, 124 Views, 0 Votes | |
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...insurance... 1/10/2017 The Queen visits a new hospital... She is shown around first by a nurse so she can inspect the facilities. On her way, she hears orgasmic groans coming from a nearby room. She goes t 0 Comments, 96 Views, 0 Votes | |
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IM acting up... 1/3/2017 hi all... is it just me or is IM acting up lately...? feels like it never shows the members who are actually online no matter how you refresh the mask... anybody having the 0 Comments, 6 Views, 0 Votes | |
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IM acting up... 1/3/2017 hi all... is it just me or is IM acting up lately...? feels like it never shows the members who are actually online no matter how you refresh the mask... anybody having the 0 Comments, 9 Views, 0 Votes | |
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IM acting up... 1/3/2017 hi all... is it just me or is IM acting up lately...? feels like it never shows the members who are actually online no matter how you refresh the mask... anybody having the 0 Comments, 1 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Points and IM 12/27/2016 Hi All - one thing about IM I recognized...you see someone with whom you would like to get in touch - send an IM (LOSE A POINT) just to realize seconds later that this someone is not even on 0 Comments, 23 Views, 0 Votes | |
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...a stroll through the woods... 12/27/2016 Three friends stroll through the woods - suddenly a man appears between the trees looking exactly like Jesus... the first one approaches the man and asks - "are you Jesus"? And the man respon 0 Comments, 72 Views, 0 Votes | |
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and another Blondie joke 12/22/2016 Two blonds standing naked in front of a mirror checking each other out...the one suddenly says - Hey - you ve got black hair down there...the other responds with a smile - You think I am stupid everyw 0 Comments, 47 Views, 0 Votes | |
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...Holiday Season Joke 12/18/2016 ..2 Blondes are chatting about the Holidays...the first one goes "Did you know Christmas is on a Friday this year?"...the other one a little scared " Well hopefully it is not Friday the 13th...!!!" 0 Comments, 30 Views, 0 Votes | |
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....good advice... 9/23/2016 I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me—it was her beautiful younger sis 0 Comments, 129 Views, 0 Votes | |
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...at the pool... 9/22/2016 two guys, a white one and a black guy sitting naked at the edge of a pool and let their "best friends" hang in the water while sunbathing...after a while the white one says: " The water has 82 F""...s 0 Comments, 73 Views, 0 Votes | |
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being polite 9/12/2016 we are all here pretty much here for the same reason... this doesn't mean that one should insult or be impolite to each other... the way I see it - there is either attraction or not - if not 0 Comments, 14 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Mystery IM 8/24/2016 ...is it just me or does this IM here has his own mystery life? The 5 min update almost never works...people who appear on IM are not - why then "mark" them as being on IM? Received 0 Comments, 7 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Emoji's anyone? 8/22/2016 Just a suggestion for the website creators.... It is no secret that the ratio of men vs women here is in unbalanced towards men being the vast majority - so far so good... unfortunat 0 Comments, 33 Views, 0 Votes |
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