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Fart Joke 7/6/2016 A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. My farts never smell and are always silent. as a matter of fact, I have 0 Comments, 73 Views, 0 Votes | |
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This 4/19/2016 I dream of love and all it's romance, Painted by moonlight we talk and we dance, Portraying emotions conveyed in our eyes, We gaze at each other as the night comes alive, She sways in her beauty I rea 0 Comments, 2 Views, 0 Votes | |
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No Santa 12/28/2015 Anyone wondering why they didn't see the old fat guy this year, I hate to tell ya: Seems he got busted in CA for laying some doll under a tree! 0 Comments, 28 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Bad fit 12/7/2015 Guy going to same Doc for years keeps complaining of recurring migraines. After the tenth time the Doc tells him: '...I've done some research and if we castrate you that should relieve a lot of pres 0 Comments, 123 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Heros 12/2/2015 Three on the corner talking about their families. Boy #1: my granddad served in Vietnam and has all kind of medals. Boy #2: my dad was in Iraq and saved his whole platoon from an ambush. That's 0 Comments, 69 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Literary 11/30/2015 Read any good books lately? How about these: 'The Glass Bra' by Seymore Tits, "Who Goosed the Moose' by Antlers In the Tree Tops, 'Snake Also Rises' by Flute Player and that classic 'Yoke-less Eggs 0 Comments, 42 Views, 0 Votes | |
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At the convent 11/16/2015 Three nuns sitting around in the garden. The eldest in her 70s was hard of hearing and usually kept to herself and was quietly knitting. The two younger nuns across from her were discussing their ga 0 Comments, 78 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Tooth decay 11/16/2015 Not real sure about this, but can you get an STD from just a blow job? Had 1 gal pulled out this contraption that looked like an NFL mouth guard. I asked what the hell it was & she told me: 'keeps 0 Comments, 50 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Jack & Jill 11/12/2015 Yep - they went up that hill to get the water. Jack fell down, broke his crown & Jill exclaimed: 'What a clumsy freaken aszhole Next time I get water...he stays at the bottom..' 0 Comments, 22 Views, 0 Votes | |
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WW II story in celebration of our day 11/10/2015 A POW Camp in the heart of Germany -cold as hell, at morning formation & the SS pays a visit on 'Remembrance Day' 'Ve have a special treat for you captured soldiers and airmen today. Someting you vi 0 Comments, 58 Views, 0 Votes | |
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WW II story in celebration of our day 11/10/2015 A POW Camp in the heart of Germany -cold as hell, at morning formation & the SS pays a visit on 'Remembrance Day' 'Ve have a special treat for you captured soldiers and airmen today. Someting you vi 0 Comments, 13 Views, 0 Votes | |
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WW II story in celebration of our day 11/10/2015 A POW Camp in the heart of Germany -cold as hell, at morning formation & the SS pays a visit on 'Remembrance Day' 'Ve have a special treat for you captured soldiers and airmen today. Someting you vi 0 Comments, 11 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Does he score 11/7/2015 Not sure how this works -hell not sure how anything works here any more- but I've put up like 35 articles throughout the Mag and my score always shows 0.0! I mean does that seem right? I also see whe 0 Comments, 12 Views, 0 Votes | |
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LMAO 10/30/2015 Look at this BS! See POINTS - I put this up as a Mag article & they slipped it in here. Yep = 'Breaking Up' / maybe that what they're looking for all us IM &/or Standard Members to do.!? Hell I'll g 0 Comments, 8 Views, 0 Votes | |
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POINTS 10/30/2015 Can anyone figure out what's going on here at this site? I mean what the hell have they done with the Points System! I got like 12 points for answering Members ?s & commenting on blogs and 0 for add 0 Comments, 1 Views, 0 Votes | |
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POINTS 10/30/2015 Can anyone figure out what's going on here at this site? I mean what the hell have they done with the Points System! I got like 12 points for answering Members ?s & commenting on blogs and 0 for add 0 Comments, 7 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Options 10/29/2015 Many will say YES! Let me state my case: 1st I was with the same partner for over 20 yr.s before she passed away. Last full physical showed No STDs & a sperm count so low, as to not exist. 2nd I h 0 Comments, 9 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Options 10/29/2015 Many will say YES! Let me state my case: 1st I was with the same partner for over 20 yr.s before she passed away. Last full physical showed No STDs & a sperm count so low, as to not exist. 2nd I h 0 Comments, 43 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Apply within 10/29/2015 Many will say YES! Let me state my case: 1st I was with the same partner for over 20 yr.s before she passed away. Last full physical showed No STDs & a sperm count so low, as to not exist. 2nd I h 0 Comments, 504 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Dom or no dom 10/29/2015 Many will say YES! Let me state my case: 1st I was with the same partner for over 20 yr.s before she passed away. Last full physical showed No STDs & a sperm count so low, as to not exist. 2nd I h 0 Comments, 5 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Dom or no dom 10/29/2015 Many will say YES! Let me state my case: 1st I was with the same partner for over 20 yr.s before she passed away. Last full physical showed No STDs & a sperm count so low, as to not exist. 2nd I h 0 Comments, 3 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Must be love 10/29/2015 Many will say YES! Let me state my case: 1st I was with the same partner for over 20 yr.s before she passed away. Last full physical showed No STDs & a sperm count so low, as to not exist. 2nd I h 0 Comments, 35 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Needs condoms? 10/29/2015 Many will say YES! Let me state my case: 1st I was with the same partner for over 20 yr.s before she passed away. Last full physical showed No STDs & a sperm count so low, as to not exist. 2nd I h 0 Comments, 42 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Needs condoms? 10/29/2015 Many will say YES! Let me state my case: 1st I was with the same partner for over 20 yr.s before she passed away. Last full physical showed No STDs & a sperm count so low, as to not exist. 2nd I h 0 Comments, 20 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Always use condoms? 10/29/2015 Many will say YES! Let me state my case: 1st I was with the same partner for over 20 yr.s before she passed away. Last full physical showed No STDs & a sperm count so low, as to not exist. 2nd I h 0 Comments, 46 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Always use condoms? 10/29/2015 Many will say YES! Let me state my case: 1st I was with the same partner for over 20 yr.s before she passed away. Last full physical showed No STDs & a sperm count so low, as to not exist. 2nd I h 0 Comments, 88 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Are Doms always needed 10/29/2015 Many will say YES! Let me state my case: 1st I was with the same partner for over 20 yr.s before she passed away. Last full physical showed No STDs & a sperm count so low, as to not exist. 2nd I h 0 Comments, 36 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Are Doms always needed 10/29/2015 Many will say YES! Let me state my case: 1st I was with the same partner for over 20 yr.s before she passed away. Last full physical showed No STDs & a sperm count so low, as to not exist. 2nd I h 0 Comments, 19 Views, 0 Votes | |
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NO! 10/29/2015 Hey Look Ppl - No is NO and they usually [90%] mean just that = NO. Once should be enough! To keep going is not only pointless, but it is also very annoying and can lead only to trouble. Listen and 0 Comments, 19 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Other blogs here 10/29/2015 What the hell - always thought 'No Ads' was the policy. Now you see - Looking for Shemales to fuck, Suck my cock, let's hook up etc etc. If those aren't Ads = what the hell are they? 0 Comments, 21 Views, 0 Votes | |
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This 10/29/2015 Yes, swinging sounds awful exciting! But then you meet some of the pervs that say they're swingers. Talk about a let down. 'I just want to watch someone fuck my sister.' Well OK. Then you find ou 0 Comments, 139 Views, 0 Votes | |
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For Real 10/24/2015 I walk my Australia Sheppard every day, keeps me fit for a guy in his sixties. We usually do about a mile -seldom more- and the boy moves pretty fast, so it's more of a 'Power Walk'. Isn't that enou 0 Comments, 11 Views, 0 Votes | |
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What's with the gurls 10/24/2015 Look how many article are posted here and than see how many are by women! Don't these women work out at all? Or is it all done in the bedroom.? 0 Comments, 10 Views, 0 Votes | |
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What's with the gurls 10/24/2015 Look how many article are posted here and than see how many are by women! Don't these women work out at all? Or is it all done in the bedroom.? 0 Comments, 9 Views, 0 Votes | |
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At the Old Folks Home 10/19/2015 80 yr. old woman complains of malaise and general indifference. The young Doctor prescribes massive hormone treatments. Three nights later the old gal is running down the hallway, with nothing on b 0 Comments, 72 Views, 0 Votes | |
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At the Old Folks Home 10/19/2015 80 yr. old woman complains of malaise and general indifference. The young Doctor prescribes massive hormone treatments. Three nights later the old gal is running down the hallway, with nothing on b 0 Comments, 22 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Silver Lining 2 10/19/2015 Lynda turns to Lucy and sez: 'Oh TY so very much! Pay back really is a freaken bitch!' 0 Comments, 36 Views, 0 Votes | |
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THIS 10/18/2015 Roses are Red - The flag is red, white & blue - Those that steal other Poet's words - Suck and should not be - rewarded for their dastardly acts. This is the facts! 0 Comments, 9 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Doms 10/17/2015 Should they be used under [in] all circumstances [meetings]? I was with the same lady for over 20+ years, before she left this world -for a better place I pray- and I refuse to wear the damn things. 0 Comments, 38 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Doms 10/17/2015 Not just for these ppl here, but in a social setting, is a condom always necessary? 0 Comments, 17 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Doms 10/17/2015 Not just for these ppl here, but in a social setting, is a condom always necessary? 0 Comments, 27 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Doms 10/17/2015 Not just for these ppl here, but in a social setting, is a condom always necessary? 0 Comments, 28 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Doms 10/17/2015 Not just for these ppl here, but in a social setting, is a condom always necessary? 0 Comments, 62 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Doms 10/17/2015 Not just for these ppl here, but in a social setting, is a condom always necessary? 0 Comments, 14 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Doms 10/17/2015 Not just for these ppl here, but in a social setting, is a condom always necessary? 0 Comments, 6 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Doms 10/17/2015 Not just for these ppl here, but in a social setting, is a condom always necessary? 0 Comments, 7 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Doms 10/17/2015 Not just for these ppl here, but in a social setting, is a condom always necessary? 0 Comments, 7 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Doms 10/17/2015 Not just for these ppl here, but in a social setting, is a condom always necessary? 0 Comments, 2 Views, 0 Votes | |
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New Birth Control for men 9/28/2015 Idea from a Blog. Just heard about this great new product: 'Shoe-In'. It's advertised as a huge brown pill and unlike Viagra or other stiffener pills, this one isn't swallowed, it's to simply be pl 0 Comments, 48 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Court or fart 9/9/2015 We've all heard it - guys are crude, all they want is pussy, no time to know me & gee No Courtship. It's hard to court, with a keybd. - huh. I've tried it both way - the dive rite in: Nice pic...let' 0 Comments, 44 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Revenge 9/5/2015 An African Bush Rat was living comfortably with his family at the base of a Banyan tree. Their little nest was standard construction for their breed and had served them well over the years. One day 0 Comments, 52 Views, 0 Votes |
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