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Hard Liquor... 9/20/2014 Two female co-workers are chatting it up, and they are discussing the boyfriends they’ve had in the last year. One girl says "The last 3 boyfriends I’ve had, I’ve named after soda pops. The firs 0 Comments, 279 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Do not stop... please... 9/20/2014 There is an Italian, a Frenchman, and an Englishman sitting in a bar talking... and the Italian is bragging that last night he made love to his wife 3 times and this morning his wife made him breakfas 0 Comments, 195 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Without Fail.... 9/20/2014 A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced five husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can 0 Comments, 134 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Lunch would be ready...... 9/15/2014 A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him, "Daddy, what's sex?" Her father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. He tells her about conc 0 Comments, 247 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Fallen 9/15/2014 An old priest who became sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll leave the priest 0 Comments, 142 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Irrational expectations... 9/6/2014 I was sitting on my own in a restaurant, when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu. She sent me a note: "I will not touch a drop of this 0 Comments, 1136 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Three kinds of each... 9/6/2014 A family is at the dinner table. The asks the father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well, , a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, her breasts are 0 Comments, 157 Views, 0 Votes | |
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What's politics actually all about... 9/6/2014 A small boy asks his Dad, "Daddy, what is politics?" Dad says, "Well , let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your mom, she's the administra 0 Comments, 72 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Bite The Bullet 9/5/2014 Stepping out, I'm leaving here, No use crying, crying in my beer, Enough's enough, believe it's true, Bite The Bullet, I'm leaving you... Said goodbye, I left a note, But I don't remember, ju 0 Comments, 10 Views, 0 Votes |
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