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cheating 2/20/2013 A woman was in bed having sex with her husband's friend, when all of a sudden the telephone rings, she answers. After hanging up she says, ''That was Harry, but don't worry, he won't be home for a whi 0 Comments, 251 Views, 0 Votes | |
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bitten 2/20/2013 A man was in a bar all day and he had to use the bathroom. He was in there for a while, yelling, so the barmaid reluctantly went to the bathroom to check on him. "Sir, what are you yelling a 0 Comments, 177 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Alien abduction 2/20/2013 Harry, Bill and Steve are sitting at the corner bar, when Ted walks in looking distressed. "Ted, you look awful. What's wrong?" Harry asks. Ted says, "Last night I got really drunk and I was abducted 0 Comments, 150 Views, 0 Votes | |
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muppet show 2/8/2013 What’s green, slimy and smells like Miss Piggy? Kermit’s Finger 0 Comments, 23 Views, 0 Votes | |
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snowman 2/8/2013 What is the difference between a female snowman and a male snowman? Snowballs. 0 Comments, 36 Views, 0 Votes | |
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dirty talk 2/8/2013 What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? Sexual harassment. 0 Comments, 17 Views, 0 Votes | |
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bingo 2/8/2013 What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies? Bingo 0 Comments, 150 Views, 0 Votes | |
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loser 1/27/2013 A loser is having a hard time picking up chicks, so his well traveled friend takes him to a nightclub in Daytona where he tells him that he will score for sure. The loser enters the bar, sees his prey 0 Comments, 110 Views, 0 Votes | |
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ode to the dick 1/27/2013 Penis breath, a lover抯 dread. Is what you get when you give head. Unpleasent as it tends to be. Be grateful that he doesn抰 pee. It抯 times like this you wonder why. You bother reaching for his fl 0 Comments, 8 Views, 0 Votes | |
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blind guy 1/27/2013 A blind carpenter walks into a lumber mill and shouts out, "I am a blind carpenter and I need a job." The foreman walks over to the blind carpenter and says, "If you're blind, how can you wor 0 Comments, 115 Views, 0 Votes | |
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first time 1/27/2013 So one time I was just thinking of stories to tell and I thought of one. I asked my friends "do you guys remember the first time". "Oh hell yeah they all say" so I抦 telling them about mine. So I say 0 Comments, 81 Views, 0 Votes | |
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adam and eve 1/27/2013 In the Garden of Eden, As everyone knows, Lives Adam and Eve, Without any clothes. In this garden, Were two little leaves, One covered Adam's, One covered Eve's. As the story goes on 0 Comments, 15 Views, 0 Votes |
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