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Nipples [member username] 11/9/2014 When I was a wee lad I wondered why God gave me nipples. Girls were little pests but they had nipples too, and Mum had nipples that she used. What use were mine? By the time girls became big girls an 0 Comments, 74 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Mr Angus McDonald [blog username] 10/15/2014 My old friend Angus, 85, needed some extensive surgery. As the consultant ran through the preliminary pre-op list with Angus, ticking boxes, he paused and said, "Irrelevant". Angus said, "what?". The 0 Comments, 84 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Fens 10/11/2014 Best chat up line in Spalding is "I've come to widen your gene pool". Definition of a virgin in Wisbech is a girl who can run faster than her uncle. username... 0 Comments, 21 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Weather Noise 10/2/2014 There was a boy called Feather / Who had to avoid bad weather / For he made a noise / That attracted the boys / When his wings flapped together. / username... 0 Comments, 12 Views, 0 Votes | |
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War Fair 9/25/2014 In the dusty dusk of early evening, My brain told hand to rack the slide. Gun told spring to push the shell. The chamber held it cold and firm. Brain told finger squeeze-oh-squeeze. A crimson 0 Comments, 2 Views, 0 Votes | |
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War Fair 9/25/2014 In the dusty dusk of early evening, My brain told hand to rack the slide. Gun told spring to push the shell. The chamber held it cold and firm. Brain told finger squeeze-oh-squeeze. A crimson 0 Comments, 3 Views, 0 Votes |
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