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What’s Black and White 8/13/2012 … A penguin walks into a bar, goes to the counter, and asks the bartender, “Have you seen my brother?” The bartender says, “I don’t know. What does he look like?” A pair of cows w 0 Comments, 126 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Not fade away 8/13/2012 Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance. Old musicians never die, they just get played out. Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal. Old daredevils never die, they just get 0 Comments, 71 Views, 0 Votes | |
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who's counting 8/13/2012 How many Deadheads does it take to change a light bulb? 12, 001. That’s one to change it, 2, 000 to record the event and take pictures, and 10, 000 to follow it around until it burns out. 0 Comments, 41 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Timing is everything 8/13/2012 A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, “You should’ve been here at 8:30!” The guy replies, “Why? What happened at 8:30?” 0 Comments, 106 Views, 0 Votes | |
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adrenaline 8/13/2012 how amazing it is when we get the adrenaline rush when we do danger sports 0 Comments, 4 Views, 0 Votes | |
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milk 8/13/2012 did you know that milk is the cheapest protein source, it also contains big amounts of calcium 0 Comments, 32 Views, 0 Votes | |
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brain 8/13/2012 you brain have left and right sides your left side has nothing wright in it your right side has nothing left in it 0 Comments, 4 Views, 0 Votes | |
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loveeee 8/13/2012 are you seeking love? can't find love? you're not alone, we all have the same situation 0 Comments, 7 Views, 0 Votes | |
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coma awakening 8/13/2012 A woman in a coma is being washed by a nurse. The nurse notices some reaction when she touches her vagina! She tells her husband "Maybe if you give her some oral stimulation she might come around!" He 0 Comments, 102 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A Bank Robbery 8/13/2012 Two thieves break into a bank in the middle of the night and open a safe. There is only some yogurt, but no money. They taste the yogurt. It's tainted. The men open the next safe. There is so 0 Comments, 105 Views, 0 Votes | |
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better healthy sex life 8/6/2012 get milk banana honey and avocado , mix it in the blender and you'll have a great erection 0 Comments, 85 Views, 0 Votes |
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