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2 guys 8/1/2014 One day these two best friends Jay and Bob were walking down the forest when suddenly a giant snake jumped on Jay’s leg and bit his dick, since no one was around for miles Bob called a hospital and 0 Comments, 108 Views, 0 Votes | |
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angry wife 8/1/2014 An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him. "What'll you have?" he asked. "Oh, I don't know. The same as you I suppose 0 Comments, 183 Views, 0 Votes | |
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10 inch 8/1/2014 Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke He asks the other guy if he has a lighter He replies "Yes I do!" and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter Surprised the guy asks "Where 0 Comments, 119 Views, 0 Votes | |
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sex before marriage 8/1/2014 John: I didn't sleep with my wife before we were married. Did you? Bob: I'm not sure. What was your wife's maiden name? 0 Comments, 73 Views, 0 Votes | |
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bottom line 8/1/2014 A cowboy rides his up to a saloon. All the patrons gawked as the cowboy kissed his on the butt before coming in and asking for a drink. The bartender serves him and asks, "Mind if I ask why'd ya kis 0 Comments, 63 Views, 0 Votes | |
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the confession 8/1/2014 A drunken man staggered into a Catholic church, sat down in the Confessional and said nothing. The priest is waiting and waiting and waiting. The priest coughs to attract the drunk man's attention, bu 0 Comments, 51 Views, 0 Votes | |
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lesson 7/30/2014 One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be co 0 Comments, 125 Views, 0 Votes | |
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sex 7/30/2014 Sex is deeper than a few inches of penetration. It's a mental thing. A soul dance. Make the mind lose it and the body will follow. Simple!! 0 Comments, 24 Views, 0 Votes |
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