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A lady named Sadie 4/8/2011 Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out of her depression, mourning as if it were only yesterday. Her constantly is calling her and urging her to get back into the w 0 Comments, 15 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Gwen and Randy 4/8/2011 Gwen met Randy at a nightclub. They hit it off, so she invited him back to her place. When they arrived at her house, they went right for the bedroom. Randy noticed hundreds of stuffed animal 0 Comments, 5 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Modern couple 4/8/2011 A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. "I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want, " he insisted. "And, I don't expect any hass 0 Comments, 5 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sex riddle 4/8/2011 There once was a lady named Hix Who was fond of sucking big pricks One fellow she took Was a doctor named Snook, Now he's in a hell of a fix. 0 Comments, 9 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Modern love poem 4/8/2011 My dearest darling with long dark hair and eyes azure, My love for you is eternal, tried, and sure. I stare into the infinite depths of your eyes, But I often find my gaze directed at your thighs. 0 Comments, 5 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Creation of the vagina 4/8/2011 Seven wise men with knowledge so fine Created a pussy to their design. First was a butcher, smart with wit, Using a knife, he gave it a slit. Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, Wi 0 Comments, 26 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Mary had a little skirt 4/8/2011 Mary had a little skirt With slits right up the sides And everytime she crossed her legs The boys could see her thighs Mary had another skirt With a slit right up the front And everytime she 0 Comments, 6 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Another one... 4/8/2011 Mr. and Mrs. Smith went to a sex therapist who promised to only take their case if he knew he could help them. After hours of tests, he agreed he could help. He told them to stop at the store on the w 0 Comments, 149 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Funny Sex Joke "Clumsy Idiot" 4/8/2011 A man comes home from a tough day of work looking to unwind. After a relaxing dinner with his wife, they retired to bed. So, both go to their separate beds, however the man was not yet ready to slumbe 0 Comments, 113 Views, 0 Votes | |
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No Kind of Magic 4/8/2011 Their Bodies Are One. The Passionate Love Making Is Never Done. Even After The Climax of Ecstasy. Theirs Always Another Fantasy. An Act of Passion and Lust. 0 Comments, 5 Views, 0 Votes |
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