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A clean story 1/4/2011 Joe wanted to buy a motorcycle. He doesn't have much luck until one day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 ye 0 Comments, 178 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The luck o the irish 12/6/2010 John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night 0 Comments, 72 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Don't get mad...get even 11/6/2010 When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know, but you know deserves it. I was 0 Comments, 141 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Japanese Hotel Service . . . 10/11/2010 A salesman checked into a futuristic hotel in Tokyo, Japan . . . Realizing he needed a haircut before the next day's meeting, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on 0 Comments, 168 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Room 223 9/13/2010 Harry came home late one night and, Kitty, his wife says, 'Where in the hell have you been?' Harry replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.' 'A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tatto 0 Comments, 148 Views, 0 Votes | |
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My First Time Swinging Part 2 8/10/2010 After my first semi fuck in the pool with Renee, I reached to the bottom of the pool and retrieved my swin suit. I put it on and waded over to my wife Sally, and Mike, Renees husband. They were laughi 0 Comments, 2295 Views, 0 Votes | |
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my first time swinging 7/9/2010 It was set to be a fun weekend with a couple of the first friends we made afer getting married. We had lots of gin for martinis, and beer for chasers, along with some great snacks and steaks. To top i 0 Comments, 2689 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Just Wondering 6/4/2010 Can anyone fill me in why it is that women who enjoy sex, and participate often are called Sluts, but men who will fuck anything that is near normal body temperature, and having an unused orfice are c 0 Comments, 201 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Some Real Punishment 5/5/2010 1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be a 0 Comments, 58 Views, 0 Votes | |
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So whats up with that 4/19/2010 I sometimes wonder why couples that are looking for a third person to share sex, often state that they don't want a married or attached person to fill that role. It seems to me that attached participa 0 Comments, 337 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The last nickle 3/10/2010 A father walks into a restaurant with his young . He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father real 0 Comments, 145 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Mixed Emotions 2/9/2010 A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and explaining the phenomenon of “mixed emotions”. The husband turned to his wife and said, “Honey, that’s a bunch of cr 0 Comments, 123 Views, 0 Votes | |
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a touching story..... 10/27/2009 A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles -- something she seemed to love to do. As he was enjoying it, he turned and a 0 Comments, 135 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Why I fired my secretary 9/30/2009 Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small 0 Comments, 139 Views, 0 Votes | |
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isn't senility wonderful 9/2/2009 A Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more.. There is a hush within the congregation, ... No one wanted him to leave. Joe Smith, w 0 Comments, 95 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Together Again 11/27/2008 Do you know what the largest sex organ is? It's the Brain. So.. here's a brain teaser... When we meet next time, we'll close the room door and lock it. We'll say hello and embrace and enjoy a 0 Comments, 175 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Another point of view 10/30/2007 As I read over the profiles of couples involved in the lifestyle, I see alot of articles in which people who are married, but swinging alone are not considered as worthwhile partners. Well, my wife an 0 Comments, 589 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Another point of view 10/30/2007 As I read over the profiles of couples involved in the lifestyle, I see alot of articles in which people who are married, but swinging alone are not considered as worthwhile partners. Well, my wife an 0 Comments, 219 Views, 0 Votes | |
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What's wrong with this? 8/29/2007 I am a married male who 0 Comments, 827 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Fair's Fair 1/29/2007 One day, near the beginning of the World, a group of God's souls were milling around in a room, waiting for their assignments on Earth. Finally, a loud clap of Thunder, and then a loud, forceful vo 0 Comments, 70 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Fair's Fair 1/29/2007 One day, near the beginning, a group of God's souls were milling around, waiting for their new assignment on Earth. Finally, a loud clap of thunder, and a big voice said, 0 Comments, 38 Views, 0 Votes |
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