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Things that women do wrong in the bedroom 9/19/2010 Things that women do wrong in the bedroom 1.Women who refuse to give head 2.Women who fake orgasms 3.Women who have excessive pubic hair 4.Women who hate going on t 0 Comments, 808 Views, 0 Votes | |
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cartwheels 7/12/2009 cartwheels Little Susie goes home from school and tells her mum that the boys keep asking her to do cartwheels because she's very good at them. Mum said, "You should say no, 0 Comments, 136 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Kulula Airline 7/12/2009 Kulula Airline Kulula is an Airline with head office situated in Johannesburg .. Kulula airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture" and announcements a b 0 Comments, 129 Views, 0 Votes | |
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THE LESBIAN MISTRESS 7/6/2009 The Lesbian Mistress, is the Goddess's whip hand She is the fierce Feminist weapon, who punishes 0 Comments, 524 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Two hillbillies 7/4/2009 Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whisky, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And, 0 Comments, 149 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Will She Come? 7/2/2009 all evening I waited anxiously eyeing the clock retracing my steps over and over counting the minutes until her arrival < 0 Comments, 246 Views, 0 Votes | |
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When I was a 100% Lesbian! 6/30/2009 After I broke up with my former husband (annulled because we don't have a divorce here in t 0 Comments, 461 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Doctor's diagnosis 6/27/2009 Doctor's diagnosis A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, Waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, 0 Comments, 95 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Banana Test 6/27/2009 The Banana Test There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals, a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel , who pass by. They decide to compete to see 0 Comments, 103 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Chinese sick leave 6/27/2009 Chinese sick leave Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick, Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work." The boss says, "You know something 0 Comments, 99 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Bondage and the strapon 6/27/2009 I didn’t realize that I was alone till I heard the knocking on the door and her semi muffled call of 0 Comments, 712 Views, 0 Votes | |
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F2F 6/17/2009 Well, a few weeks back I mentioned that my brother in law was out of town for a few days......, unfortunately nothing happe 0 Comments, 1048 Views, 0 Votes | |
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's Science Exam 12/20/2008 's Science Exam If you need a good laugh, try reading through these 's science exam answers... Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one 0 Comments, 138 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Football finally makes cents 12/20/2008 Football finally makes cents A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the 0 Comments, 139 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Ages Of Women 9/22/2008 1. Between the ages of 16 and 18, she is like Africa, virgin and unexplored. 2. Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia, hot and exotic. 3. Between the ages of 36 and 45, she 0 Comments, 139 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Adam Strikes A Bargain 9/22/2008 One day, after a near eternity in the Garden of Eden, Adam calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem." "What's the problem, Adam?" God replies. "Lord, I know you created me and have 0 Comments, 88 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Shag Happy 9/22/2008 Most marriages end because of bad sex. Mine ended because of good sex........with another woman. 0 Comments, 78 Views, 0 Votes | |
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one prick 9/22/2008 virginity is like a bubble one prick and its gone 0 Comments, 54 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Womans chant 9/22/2008 Now I lay him down to nut, Better hope this ass can fuck, if hes done before I end, I swar to god I’ll fuck his friend.... 0 Comments, 36 Views, 0 Votes | |
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TERMS TO KNOW WHEN YOU SWING 9/21/2008 Soft Swing - Soft swingers typically flirt and dance seductively with others, but p 0 Comments, 982 Views, 0 Votes | |
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How to weed out the fakes on swinger websites like SEXFinder.com 9/21/2008 They're here, they're there, and they're everywhere! Since swinger websi 0 Comments, 714 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The correct blow job! - The guide is here!!! 9/21/2008 The correct blow job! - The guide is here!!! The difference between a good blow job and a bad blow job, (is there such a thing as a bad bl 0 Comments, 115 Views, 0 Votes | |
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What is swinging & who are these swingers? 9/20/2008 To begin with my blog, i wanted to put across that swining isn't bad or gross 0 Comments, 183 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Lesbian Cunnilingus 9/14/2008 Women tend to experience a special bond during cunnilingus that is unlike anything they feel with a ma 0 Comments, 325 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Eat Pussy Like a Pro 9/14/2008 While no two women are exactly alike, there are many things that are universally enjoyed by women. No matter w 0 Comments, 756 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Reproduction 9/13/2008 Dad came home one day in an exceptionally horny mood and took his wife upstairs for sex. Just when they were really getting into it, their young entered the room and started to cry. "What's 0 Comments, 170 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Why AIDS is better than Cancer? 9/13/2008 A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, 'I've some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order." The woman was shocked, but mana 0 Comments, 86 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Shaving your privates: not so bold move? 9/13/2008 I was in my twenties the first time I shaved my entire vulva bare. I'd always wanted to, especial 0 Comments, 246 Views, 0 Votes | |
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DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A DYKE AND A LESBIAN 9/13/2008 This is a primer of how to separate a Dyke from a Lesbian. Kindly pay close attention... there will be show and tell after. A Lesbian buys real estate. A Dyke rents. A Lesbian drinks 0 Comments, 80 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sliding Down The Table 9/13/2008 A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, 0 Comments, 88 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Caught In The Act 9/13/2008 A man came home from work early one day, and found his wife naked and panting on the bed. "Honey, " she said, thinking quickly, "I think I'm having a heart attack!" While rushing to call the 0 Comments, 128 Views, 0 Votes | |
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What Every Woman Wants 9/13/2008 A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie. The genie says "Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will gran 0 Comments, 66 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Are you Finish? 9/9/2008 A virile middle aged Italian gentlemen named Guido was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blond woman. Things progressed to the point where he 0 Comments, 118 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Doing The Dishes 9/9/2008 Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be. 0 Comments, 59 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Genie For Revenge 9/9/2008 A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badly treated she got over the divorce settlement, when she spies a magic lamp washing up onshore. She rubs the lamp, and out pop 0 Comments, 64 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Plastic Surgery 9/9/2008 A man went to have plastic surgery on his penis. The surgeon examined him and asked, "What happened?" "Well, doc, I live in a trailer camp, " the man explained, "And from where I am I can see 0 Comments, 67 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A Wedding Night Story 9/9/2008 On their first night to be together, the newlywed couple go to get changed. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we a 0 Comments, 89 Views, 0 Votes | |
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In Search Of The Perfect Penis 9/9/2008 A four-year-old boy asked his friend what a penis was. His friend's response was that he did not know and he would ask his dad. That evening the second boy asked his dad. His dad gladly expos 0 Comments, 55 Views, 0 Votes | |
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What's a Good Date? 9/9/2008 These three teenage girls were roommates. One Friday night right after the semester started they all had all gone out on dates, and by chance all came home at about the same time. The first o 0 Comments, 56 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Pussy And Bitch 9/9/2008 A comes home from school and says to his mom, "Mom I've got a problem." She says "Tell me." He tells her that the boys at school are using 2 words he doesn't understand. She asks him what th 0 Comments, 86 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Extra Large Condoms 9/9/2008 A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms. He replies, "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?" She responds, "No, but do you mind i 0 Comments, 66 Views, 0 Votes | |
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desert dying 9/9/2008 There are these three guys in a desert dying of dehydration. Off in the horizon they see a house and finally manage to struggle to it. The first guy goes up to the door to ask for water. The door is o 0 Comments, 41 Views, 0 Votes | |
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An Accidental Encounter 9/9/2008 A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. 0 Comments, 67 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Mailman's Retirement 9/9/2008 It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was gre 0 Comments, 61 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Adam's Headache 9/8/2008 After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, "It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth so I want you to kiss her." Adam answered, "Yes Lord, but what is 0 Comments, 48 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Suck it! 9/8/2008 One day, Little Johnny's teacher, Miss Figpot asked the class if they could name some things you can suck!" "Ice cream, ma'am!" Little Mary answered. "Good, Mary." Miss Figpot said, 0 Comments, 77 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A Fairy 9/8/2008 A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared 0 Comments, 43 Views, 0 Votes | |
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What men would do if they had a vagina for a day 9/8/2008 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do the splits. 7. See if it's t 0 Comments, 39 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The mainstream and the lifestyle 9/8/2008 Is swinging becoming a part of the mainstream sex culture in America? It's probably too e 0 Comments, 264 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Idiot's Guideline for SEX 9/7/2008 1. Eating Mexican food is not the cause of gonorrhea. 2. There is no need for dice in role playing. 3. Intercourse doesn't happen on a highway. 4. If you engage in oral sex 0 Comments, 32 Views, 0 Votes | |
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An Encounter with the Aliens 9/7/2008 Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, "Greetings, Earthling. We come 0 Comments, 31 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Genie 9/7/2008 Olaf & Sven were fishing one day when Sven pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Olaf for a light. "Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter", he replied. Then reaching into his t 0 Comments, 36 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Salary Increase and Job Evaluation 9/7/2008 Letter of Mr. P. Niss to Ms. V. Gina I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge 0 Comments, 29 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Simple tips for newbie swingers 9/7/2008 You and your sweetheart have finally made the decision to do it! After all the Internet ad 0 Comments, 697 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Ethics in the lifestyle 9/6/2008 0 Comments, 245 Views, 0 Votes | |
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WHY TRY SWINGING 8/19/2008 My first reaction to this question is why not try swinging, but let’s talk about the real concerns of those 0 Comments, 85 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Swinging Hygiene 8/19/2008 Swinging Hygiene Common hygiene practices are usually part of our everyday life, but it is often overlooked by some swingers at parties 0 Comments, 43 Views, 0 Votes | |
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What is swinging & who are these swingers? 7/21/2008 To begin with my blog, i wanted to put across that swining isn't bad or gross or 0 Comments, 322 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Welcome to the Swingers Club 7/20/2008 Welcome to the Swingers Club Is this an alternative solution to avoid cheating on your spouse? I w 0 Comments, 496 Views, 0 Votes |
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