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Fun Ways to boot out a one-night stand 2004-11-12
Have fun....
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Ladies: Fun Ways to Boot out a One-Night-Stand…
By: Tilly Rivers
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This is just for fun… no offence intended…. A laugh ladies
and gentleman, some times sex is taken way too seriously.
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1. Ask him what his ten-year plan is for your future …
2. Look him directly in the eye and ask him if he would like
to ...
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I will Survive-- with a twist... 2004-11-07
At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd
spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That
I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on....
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But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a big Mac and
you've bought me a French fry! I should have known that
it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic ...
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My Redheaded Cock 2004-11-02
My redheaded cock
In a made to mesure sock
If you give him a shower
He'll grow like a tower
He'll be happy when carresed
Squezed, pulled, or kessed
A light tap on the head
He'll jump up to be fed
Spit on him he'll be happy
Slip sliding and being flopy
Tiny fingers around his neck
To get him hard and long,
he likes to be called prick
- Hey prick like to come inside?
- ...
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~A day in the life of Kit's Penis~ 2004-11-02
A Day In The Life Of KIT'S Penis....
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6:15am
Wakeupwakeupwakeup! My God, will he ever wake up? Every
day it's the same:
I'm raring to go by dawn, ready to meet the world, or
at least the bathroom,
while Kit's face down and drooling on his pillow. Squishing
me to boot.
<br>
My only recourse is to swell up to full size, making my presence
felt. LIKE
THIS. MORNING ...
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Contemplating having ? 2004-11-01
Preparation for Parenthood
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Preparation for parenthood is not just a matter of reading
books and decorating the spare room. Here are 12 simple
tests for the expectant parents to take to prepare themselves
for the real-life experience of being a mother or father.
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1. Women: To prepare for maternity, put on a dressing gown
and stick a beanbag down the ...
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jokes from the workshop 2004-10-30
Whats a condom and a camera have in common? They both capture
the moment!
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Are Relationships Our Mirrors? 2004-10-28
If we learn to see our relationships as the wonderfully
accurate mirrors they are, revealing to us where we need
to go with our own inner process, we can see much about ourselves
that we would otherwise have a great deal of difficulty
learning.
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One of the biggest differences between the path of the material
world, the path of transcendence, and the path of transformation
is ...
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What is Key to successfull Relations? 2004-10-26
I have seen lot of breakups in my life. Some time what made
them to separate from each other. Few days ago they were
saying they could not live without each other and now they
are not even interested to talk. What was wrong? Where mistakes
has been made? How to avoid them? What is the key to successfull
relations? Share your thoughts and views with me so we all
can learn from them.
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Funny ha ha 2004-10-22
A man goes to the doctor and says "Doctor I think my
wife is dead", the looks at him and says "What
make you think that", the man replies "Well
the sex is the same but the washing is piling up"
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SEXUAL ADDICTION 2004-10-20
LoL, I thought this was just too much and had to shar it with
all of you. I was searching sites and fell upon this one in
general. It is a site to help people who have a "Sexual
Addiction". This is a quote from the main page:
<br>
"Sexual addiction is rapidly becoming recognized
as a major social problem with similarities more well-known
to alcohol and drug addiction or ...
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Leaking ass 2004-10-10
My girlfriend started taking this medidine that was a fat blocker. She is a little over weight , at the most 20 pounds or so. Anyway this medicine is the nastiest thing that someone could ever take. Everywhere she would go fat would be leaking out her ass. The fat looked just like cooking oil but a darker redish color. She taught gymnastics and on one ocassion she was sitting on the floor in the ...
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I just don't know what else to do... 2004-10-09
Two friends are out drinking one night when one turns to
the other, sighs then says, "I just don't know
what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been
out drinking I turn the headlights off before I get to the
driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage.
I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the
stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom I ease into ...
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WE R LOOKING FOR FUN AND FRIENDSHIP 2004-10-06
WE R LOOKING FOR FUN AND FRIENDSHIP NO TIME WASTERS AS WE HAVE HAD A FEW OF THEM WE R A GENUINE COUPLE
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Internet date , HELP someone 2004-10-05
Ah internet dating some thing evil this way comes and it comes in a package of pictures and blank written words with no emotion or body language to read. Size and shape are all distorted everyone is anonymous.
Well I have a few stories to tell about it and so does everyone. I tell you I have had nightmares about this one. It all starts with a simple internet sight. A dating sight I meet ...
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When Meeting for first time 2004-09-29
What's a girl to do when someone push her into touching him or her even though you said that the relations will be chatting for first and after that you can decide what then. But if you like the guy/girl, would you go for it?
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farts in bed 2004-09-29
Why does she miss the humor of my love farts.
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Husband Shopping Center 2004-09-25
A "Husband Shopping Center" was opened where
a woman could go to choose from among many men to be her husband.
It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in
positive attributes as you ascended up the floors.
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The only rule was that once you opened the door to any floor,
you must choose a man from that floor, and if you went up a
floor, you couldn't go back down ...
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Tune 2004-09-25
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion
is heating up. But then the wife stops and says "I don't
feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
<br>
The husband says "WHAT??"
<br>
The wife explains that he must not be in tune with her
emotional needs as a Woman. The husband realizes that
nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal ...
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a union of religions 2004-09-24
A young irish lad was shagging a young jewish girl.he said
to her"Your not very tight for a jew"..She replied"And
your not very thick for a paddy"
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On Fire 2004-09-16
There was this guy that I would occasionally hook up with.
One evening he asked me to come to his house for a lil fun.
He asked me to wear a black skirt with no panties. Of course,
I agreed. Now it was the middle of winter and freezing cold.
After sometime I arrived at his house freezing, and told
him that it probably would take a crow bar to pry my legs open.
He stood me in front of ...
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Tell u one thing when they really want it 2004-09-05
I had this one girl that i was dating that told me that she
wanted to save herself, that she made a promise and didnt
want to break it....this promise was that she wouldnt have
vaginal sex until she was out of college...a ludicrous
promise but nonetheless...i couldnt get anything from
her...nothing at all...then finally she agreed to let
me fuck her anally...so her promise would remain ...
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Friendly's 2004-08-26
When I first started going out with my girlfriend, we went
to an ice cream store called Friendly's. I ordered
what I wanted then let her order...she looked at the waitress
and said "I'd like a Reese's Penis Cup."
I buckled over laughing as she got red at her Freudian slip...
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Of course, later I gave her what she really wanted, but for
then and there, she got her ice cream
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Never break !!! 2004-08-17
If it ain't broke, don't fix it. If it is broke,
work on it as hard as you possibly can. And if you can't
fix what's broke, it's smarter to cut your losses
and get out than it is to stay for two years trying to fix it
in vain.
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Blow Job 2004-08-11
Q: What is the best thing about a blow job?
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A: The five minutes of silence.
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Success to a Male 2004-08-11
To a man, the meaning of success depends on his age:
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At age 4, success is not peeing in his pants.
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At age 16, success is "gettin' a little".
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At age 50, success is about career and family.
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At age 65, success is "gettin' a little".
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At age 90, success is not peeing in his pants.
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Threesome 2004-08-11
Mary: My last boyfriend said he fantasized about having
two girls at once.
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Jill: Yeah, most men do. What did you tell him?
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Mary: I said, "If you can't satisfy one woman,
why would you want to piss off another one?"
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True Meaning of Weddings 2004-08-09
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered
to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"
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"Because white is the color of happiness, and today
is the happiest day of her life, " her mother explained,
keeping it simple.
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The thought for a moment and said, "So why is
the groom wearing black?"
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Little Flasher 2004-08-09
There was an exhibitionist that wanted to flash someone.
He went to the airport and looked around. He saw a young lady
taking tickets and he went to the end of the line. When he
got to the front, he opened his jacket and flashed her.
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She said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your
stub."
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Doggy Style 2004-08-09
Two buddies were sharing drinks and discussing their wives.
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"Do you and your wife ever do it doggy style?"
asked the one.
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"Well, not exactly, " his friend replied.
"She's more into the 'trick dog' aspect
of it."
<br>
"Oh, I see. Kinky, huh?"
<br>
"Well, not exactly -- I sit up and beg, and she rolls
over and plays dead."
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My Wife's a Liar 2004-08-09
"That wife of mine is a liar, " said the angry
husband to a sympathetic pal seated next to him at the bar.
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"How do you know?" the friend asked.
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"She didn't come home last night, and when I asked
her where she'd been, she said that she had spent the
night with her sister, Shirley."
<br>
"So?"
<br>
"So she's a liar. I spent the night ...
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