Tit Tap Fanny Whack

I have no idea why the song popped into my brain.
I have no idea why my brain immediately perverted it.
I wonder about my brain at times.

Anyway ... here it is.
My brain's version of the counting song "This Old Man"
(Yes, all the way up to ten)

This old gal, she had ONE
He played tit tap with his thumb
with a tit tap fanny whack give her clit a lick
this old gal will ride your dick

This old gal, she had TWO
They played tit tap with no clue
with a tit tap fanny whack give her clit a lick
this old gal will ride your dick

This old gal, she had THREE
They played tit tap on their knee
with a tit tap fanny whack give her clit a lick
this old gal will ride your dick

This old gal, she had FOUR
They played tit tap on the floor
with a tit tap fanny whack give her clit a lick
this old gal will ride your dick

This old gal, she had FIVE
They were glad they did survive
with a tit tap fanny whack give her clit a lick
this old gal will ride your dick

This old gal, she had SIX
They played tit tap with their pricks
with a tit tap fanny whack give her clit a lick
this old gal will ride your dick

This old gal, she had SEVEN
They played tit tap, it was heaven
with a tit tap fanny whack give her clit a lick
this old gal will ride your dick

This old gal, she had EIGHT
They played tit tap very late
with a tit tap fanny whack give her clit a lick
this old gal will ride your dick

This old gal, she had NINE
They played tit tap very fine
with a tit tap fanny whack give her clit a lick
this old gal will ride your dick

This old gal, she had TEN
They all said they'd play again!
with a tit tap fanny whack give her clit a lick
this old gal will ride ... your ... dick

Whew!