Today's Half Nekkid Wednesday's theme is July 01 : Household items . Unlike my previous HNW blog posts, I'm going to tell the truth today!
My true story is about a carpet beater, a not-so-common household item nowadays. I once bought a Victorian carpet beater, a bit like the one shown above, at an antiques shop for ornamental and not functional purposes. I used to keep it in a very large jug (a ewer?) in my bathroom. But it gradually got used as a sex toy and more specifically as a spanking instrument.
Often I used the carpet beater on GIRLFRIEND 15, by a country mile my kinkiest girlfriend I ever had and almost certainly the most kinkiest girlfriend I will ever have. (I do miss her but I won't bore you with my reminisces!)
We'd often meet up in a pub for a few beers. At closing time, and usually after a lot of sexually charged conversation, we'd head back to my nearby home. I was the dominant one and she was the submissive one in the relationship. Our roles were well understood especially when we had sex.
On returning to my home, I'd often lead GIRLFRIEND 15 to the kitchen in which I earlier prepared the dining table with Japanese bondage rope tied to each of the four legs. I'd bend her over the table. She always wore skirts and hold-up stockings so my only job was to remove her pants. And then I'd tell her that I'm going to the bathroom. She knew what was coming.
After going to the bathroom to collect my antique carpet beater, and after stripping off naked (my clothes were usually strewn all over the stairs excited as I was), I'd return to the kitchen and stroke her arse with the carpet beater. She definitely knew what was coming.
With the carpet beater, I'd spank her harder and harder until her arse cheeks turned red, a bit like that shown in the image below. (I suspect she wanted to be spanked harder than I spanked her.) I always got very turned on spanking her and even thinking about spanking her. After a while, I felt the urge to have penetrative choice. I always had a choice, given GIRLFRIEND 15's preferences and given her position bent over half-naked my dining table, often it was vaginal penetrative sex without a condom or anal penetrative sex with lube if around. Sometimes it was both, always vaginal to anal sex never the other way round.
After that sex session, we'd often retire to the bedroom where we would quibble who should make cheese on toast and then have more sex before sleeping and then have even more sex in the morning.
Towards the end of our relationship, she asked me to spank her breasts with the carpet beater. I couldn't do it, which just proves I'm far from the perfect dominant!
Have you used or do you use any household item for sexual purposes?
Can we just pretend that the image below is me half-naked holding a Victorian carpet beater spanking GIRLFRIEND 15 over a dining table? That pretence means I've told the truth today! I just want a hearty 'HNW' rather than his half-hearted 'HN-C' greeting from @CleavageFan4U. I've never worked out what his C stands for - commendable, congratulatory or cuddly? Surely it can't be cheating because I shouldn't be penalised for being digitally impoverished with no smartphone!
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Ouch!!!!!! Happy HNW
My partner liked an 'ouch'!
I like to spank a woman with my hands, if she so wishes, to be able to feel her firm ass cheeks.
Using one's hand does have extra advantages over a spanking implement.
Beautiful carpet beater. No, I do not think I'd like to use the household item I discussed in my piece for kinky purposes, but that's just me. Still, that's a pretty carpet beater. I should buy one to my boyfriend. I'm sure he'll find as good a purpose for it as you did. Hope you had a Happy HNW!
I think that carpet beater got lost in a house move.
@spunkycumfun Yeah, that sure is a bummer. It is a cute beater
@ManniOfTheIsle It's probably offered for sale on eBay now!
@spunkycumfun Darn, youre right... maybe I can buy... be right back..
In Japan, something similar is still used to beat the dust out of futons hanging out in the sun
I always knew the Japanese were perverted!
I have long hair clips that are often used as nipple clamps. They apply just enough pressure to bring extra sensitivity.
My then partner also liked nipple clams and even clothes pegs used as nipple clamps.
I tried to find one of these for its specific purpose, ended up buying a £10 squash racket instead lol
A squash racket, as a spanking tool, is a notch or two ahead of a carpet beater.
@spunkycumfun Haha I did say it's specific purpose of a carpet beater
@stonnerking I hope the squash racket did its job.
Your question... Yes, yes,,, a lot ! LOL
Household items are multi-functional!
Sounds like an interesting way to spice up your sex life my friend. It's an interesting household piece for sure. Thanks for sharing another great story with us for HNW.
I your hump day continues to be a hot and sexy one..
It was a very well used item though not for beating carpets!
I'll give you a "Happy HNW" for the story, though the lack of a picture of Girlfriend 15's ass reddened by the carpet beater is somewhat disappointing.
As to your question about using household items for sexual purposes, I was drawing a blank. I believe that is because all I can think about is the time my friend Bunny Sniggles and I did a HNW post where we had shots that illustrated the marks left by different materials being used to spank her luscious milky white ass. Upon reviewing that post, A Science Experiment with Materials, on HNW, I see that the materials were my hand and a leather strap, so not EXACTLY household items in the sense meant here.
I'm honoured to have a HNW and not a HN-C!
Wow, my Great Grandmother (yes, she was quite ancient and passed away at 107) had a similar looking smacking stick, in her garage. My buddy works as a bike mechanic, and he told me one of his co-workers collects all the broken bicycle tire inner tubes. Hilariously, he has a side hustle of making them into "floggers" and makes decent money from it, hahaha!
It seems there's money to be made supplying the BDSM world!
@spunkycumfun LOL, apparently so! My buddies co-worker has bragged he makes an extra 700 bucks on good month's. I am not personally into it myself and I don't see the appeal (not judging). I have just been surprised from the revelation, of how popular it is. The margins don't lie, hahahahaha.
@Redhood2026 That's good money.