IT'S TICKLER TUESDAY TIME

Good morning, Happy To Tickle Your

Tuesday everyone. Today I have just

a couple of funnies for you. As I am

using my laptop because my desktop

is not working and I had to order a new

a/c power adapter for it and it won't be

in until Weds, or Thursday of this week.

I had to recover it last weekend and it pissed

me off then I noticed the power cord light

wasn't blue anymore. I am hoping that's all

it is and I can get back to sharing more

funnies with you all so I hope you enjoy

these..

A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday.

She spent $5000 and felt really good about the results.

On her way home she stopped at a dress shop to look around.

As she was leaving, she said to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"

"About 35,"he replied.

"I'm actually 47," the woman said, feeling really happy.

After that she went into McDonald's for lunch and asked the order taker the same question.

He replied, "Oh, you look about 29."

"I am actually 47!" she said, feeling really good.

While standing at the bus stop she asked an old man the same question.

He replied, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a woman's age. If I put my hand up your skirt I will be able to tell your exact age."

There was no one around, so the woman said, "What the hell?" and let him slip his hand up her skirt.

After feeling around for a while, the old man said, "OK, You are 47."

Stunned, the woman said, "That was brilliant! How did you do that?"

The old man replied, "I was behind you in line at McDonald's."

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A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the wife asked,

"Honey, if I died would you get married again?"

The husband said, "No sweetie."

The woman said, "I'm sure you would."

So the man said, "Okay, I would"

Then the woman asked, "Would you let her sleep in our bed?"

And the man replied, "Ya, I guess so."

Then the wife asked, "Would you let her use my golf clubs?"

And the husband replied, "No, she's left handed."

Well there you have your Tuesday's Tickler's and I

hope they made you laugh out loud or smile today.

And may the rest of your Tuesday continue to make

you laugh and smile.