The Wheels on the Bus Go Round and Round...
...round and round, round and round. The wheels on the bus go round and round – til they stop for sex.
I recently saw an article headlined “Bus-ted”. Here is the story it recounted, modified so as to hopefully not run afoul of the censors here.
A "long yellow" bus driver has been charged for allegedly picking up a "self employed female pedestrian" and having sex with her on his bus. He was caught when authorities were reviewing video from the bus for a totally unrelated reason. The video showed the driver picking up a female with the bus and then driving to a spot near a "place of education". Once parked the driver is seen engaging in sex acts with the female and giving her "paper compensation” for it. The exact time for the interaction wasn’t given, and it isn’t clear if he drove "small humans" that day. He was charged with lewdness and patronizing a "working girl" within 1,000 feet of a "place of education", residence, or church. He was not employed by the “educational authorities” but was working for a contracted bus service.
Yet another case I guess of cameras being EVERYWHERE. You just can’t get away with nuttin these days – not even nuttin with a pro on a long yellow bus it would seem.
When ranking this story for outrageous places to have had sex, does it belong in the “had sex at work” group, or the larger “crazy places I’ve had sex” (along with in a church or in a dressing room, etc.)?
Do you think this guy got a discount, or it cost him more, given the type of vehicle involved?
Did your offspring sing (the original version of) that song ENDLESSLY? Will it be your ear worm now? If so, you’re welcome!
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This is a Had sex at work story, LOL.
I bet sex on a bus is better than in a car. You have so much room to copulate
YUP, lots of space, things to lean on, etc.
Depends on who is telling the story. The driver gets to use "had sex at work" and his partner gets to use "crazy places I've had sex"
Given his partner was a pro, but she'd win the crazy places competition.
Bravo for managing to get TWO banned topics past the censors!
I did my best.
Had to extensively edit picture too, only decent one I could find. Editing software AI was not cooperating as it apparently can't distinguish that I was removing the small humans, not adding them. 🤔The result was less than optimal.
I guess its just a matter of time cameras will be out in the woods too.
They're there NOW buddy - trail/game cams. Think about that next time you wanna fool around out in the middle of nowhere.
@CleavageFan4U Shit, Now right you can't even do both. Sad world...
@sliverfordd It could be GOOD news, if you like to show off, and depending upon who is there with you of course.
I've regularly sung the Wheels on the Bus song to my two grandkids when they were much younger. I even sang Baby Shark, Jolene and Old MacDonald to them, though they liked it better when I changed the lyrics to include them in the last song.
That song has been my ear worm ever since I read the original story several days ago. 🙂↔️
On the slim chance you have NO IDEA about the song I’m referring to here, see