Sneezing..............................
If you drive North, South, East, or West at a speed of 60 mph and you are sneezing you may lose track of the distance you travel. Why???..............................
Sneezing While traveling at 60 mph makes you close your eyes for 50 feet................
About 2,500 road accidents occur in a U. K. winter due to colds and sneezing.
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Ah. Ah. AH CHOOO. Thank you. 60 mph =96.561 km/h = 88 ft/sec. Two sneezes = four seconds = a city block.
What did Barbra sing ~~ “ a sneeze is just a sneeze, a kiss is just a kiss, the fundamental things….”
n.b. ~ unless I’m giving the kiss, then ….
So, my solution is to drive faster thereby reducing the sneeze distance from 50 feet to 5 feet. Much safer don’t ya think. Figured it out on my flight computer.
That works for me. lol And come up with a new Slogan. If sneezing while you drive. "Going Fast Will Save Your Ass." lol
@CarolynCrups I remember Florida had a safety slogan Arrive Alive, but then bumper stickers came out that said Arrive Stoned!
Then there was the Florida Native stickers and Semi Native Stickers. I was in Cocoa Beach and saw one that said Who Cares, same style and color as the other two. Bought that and put it on my car when I lived in Florida lol.
And there worried about the speed limit lol
Don't they say something like... "Speed for a thrill, Sneezing Kills. LOL
Hmmm??? Interesting public safety announcement
lol Happy that I may be of help. LOL