We're old & we're fat & we're ugly... (OK.. we're really not that ugly.. Or that fat...) But I bet our heart is bigger than yours!! (And I'm sure we're more sincere. (Kinda like Linus in the pumpkin patch)) Anyway.. More to see & do if you contact us.. We have a network place... We may talk or we may not... One never knows does one? And turn on IM!!!! My guess is that we have it on!!

My Ideal Person We don't want cheaters & liars..
Go away..
Couples.. Select singles..
If we don't match it won't happen.. But don't expect that we won't kick your ass at pool or darts when we meet..

Write back if you think you have a chance..
Did I mention we are old & fat?? (And that I'm a chronic liar?)
Also.. A picture is worth one thousand words... So lets start it with 2000 words.. 'K?
Anon

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
The beach

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Urolagnia (Water Sports/Urine), Rimming, Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Leather

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Ability to be discreet, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Creativity/Kinkiness level, A little of each

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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